itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr and Puns

raptortooth:

mybine:

lumos5001:

amazingpeetaisnotonfire:

sluttynuggets:

aphtaiwan:

johnhamishmorstan:

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

what why would you use numbers

so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH

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America makes no sense, as usual.

bless the person that actually made the chart

laughter from France

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France what the fuck

colorfulhowell:

Looks like Danny boy has some competition

colorfulhowell:

Looks like Danny boy has some competition

itscourtoon:

walkergirl95:

Wrong Door

THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING ON THE INTERNET 

itscourtoon:

walkergirl95:

Wrong Door

THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING ON THE INTERNET 

whyialwaysgottheextracookie:

Is “too emotionally unstable to go to class today” a thing, because it needs to be.

givemeinternet:

A strong independent dog who don’t need no man

givemeinternet:

A strong independent dog who don’t need no man

  • *diagnosed with anorexia*
    girl/boy:
  • kids in 3rd world countries would give anything for that food, and you refuse it!
    everyone:
  • *diagnosed as bulimic*
    girl/boy:
  • cancer patients with give anything to be able to keep their food in, and you choose to throw it up!
    everyone:
  • *diagnosed as a binge eater*
    girl/boy:
  • chill your fat ass out, some kids eat once a day!
    everyone:
  • *suicidal*
    girl/boy:
  • people die every day, you should be grateful for your life!
    everyone:
  • *self harms*
    girl/boy:
  • lots of people have it worse than you, be grateful about how good you have it!
    everyone:
  • *has anxiety*
    girl/boy:
  • stop freaking out over everything, it's not that big of a deal!
    everyone:
  • girl/boy:
  • yep that fixed everything thanks
    girl/boy:
kireinahana:

spoken-not-written:

stunningpicture:

When radiologists take a selfie

dead

Wait I’ve seen this

kireinahana:

spoken-not-written:

stunningpicture:

When radiologists take a selfie

dead

Wait I’ve seen this

peregrin-fool-of-a-took:

Well looks I’ve found what John Green uses to write metaphors with.

peregrin-fool-of-a-took:

Well looks I’ve found what John Green uses to write metaphors with.

fuckyourracism:

sugoi-rudeboi:

jelizabeth41:

lyriciss:

petitfemmenoir:

THIS IS NOT NEWS

I don’t know what people expect Egyptians to be. I guess watching The 10 Commandments on ABC growing up got folks thinking they all looked like bronzed white people.

👆👆👆👆👆

BREAKING NEWS: BLACK PEOPLE ARE BLACK. THIS IS AN AMAZING DISCOVERY. BLACK PEOPLE EXISTED BEFORE WE DISCOVERED THEM AND ENSLAVED THEM AND FUCKED UP THEIR LAND. WOW.

Africans in Africa? Mind blown. 

fuckyourracism:

sugoi-rudeboi:

jelizabeth41:

lyriciss:

petitfemmenoir:

THIS IS NOT NEWS

I don’t know what people expect Egyptians to be. I guess watching The 10 Commandments on ABC growing up got folks thinking they all looked like bronzed white people.

👆👆👆👆👆

BREAKING NEWS: BLACK PEOPLE ARE BLACK. THIS IS AN AMAZING DISCOVERY. BLACK PEOPLE EXISTED BEFORE WE DISCOVERED THEM AND ENSLAVED THEM AND FUCKED UP THEIR LAND. WOW.

Africans in Africa? Mind blown. 

theyellowbrickroad:

one time i found an old video of myself on youtube and it was really embarrassing but i didnt have the login so i reported the video on youtube frantically with the reason for reporting “THIS IS A VIDEO OF ME AND IF ANYBODY FINDS IT I WILL GET CYBERBULLIED” and 2 days later youtube removed it omfg

sarajxne:

that shitty feeling when you wanna go out & be social, but once you’re out, all you wanna do is be back at home